onwards and upwards

Okay, so I changed my mind again. We should give Adam this website. Did you read his comment? It's completely true! And by 'completely true' I mean only the common sense usage of the words, ie he made a cursory mention of Sorata and left the details at arms length—there can be no argument.


Illi Says . . . IS a barren hell hole trapped in Creed's own prison with arms wide open and the backwards, undeveloped, indigenous memories of the 4guys' Bolivian shadows need a sure footed, neo-colonizational power to instill a driven, future oriented, death-or-advancement, foreign government that can properly transform the long ignored (out of ignorance) resources into the foundation for an industrious economy of hope and, with time, perhaps a benevolent e-empire.


This is how the stories of the world we've been thrown into work. Scott, you argued that some Native Americans somewhere still wished they owned Manhattan so we shouldn't give up our cyber domain gratuitously. But Adam mentioned Sorata, come on! Lets not forget that somewhere sometime some Native Americans got 26—count them t-w-e-n-t-y—s-i-x--shiny turquoise beads! Moreover, centuries later, the whole world got something in return for that deal: hip-hop music and the perfect setting for all the GhostBuster films.


Free trade=Win Win and Win Win!

Zero sums are for bums!


Adam as your personality in now an enigma, if you're ever bored, please feel free to take this online personality quiz.


1. T or F Sorata is located at the base of Illampu.

2. You're lost in the Andes at three in the morning, and wet from forging a river, so you lay down on some campensino's cement porch to sleep and Andy Baker tells you you got to keep moving because the owner will get angry and the situation might turn dangerous? What do you do?

A. fall asleep anyway, knowing full well that Andy only said those things because he thinks you're weak sauce for wanting a breather during a 30 hour hike and dream about what you'll order at Planet Pizza once your back in town

B. vomit (more like dry heave, really) from exhaustion, thus proving Baker's weak sauce theory to be true

3. Every time you eat soup you get more of it in you beard than in your mouth. What do you do?

A. shave

B. What do you mean what do I do? I don't see a problem.

C. clean it up with bread

D. mix some llajua in with it

E. put a magazine with pictures of naked women all through it on the top of the Baker's trash can

F. buy a monkey and shove it in a box

4. If you were on a team, would it be green, or better than green?